Workplace
VOL. IX · ISSUE 41 · OCT 2024
Anonymous confessions. Brisk votes. Universal, slightly uncomfortable laughter — every Monday morning, without mercy.
THIS WEEK'S LEADERBOARD
Ranked by 31,408 readers this week. Voting closes Sunday at midnight ET.
Workplace · 6 days ago
HR called. My mom called. The CFO liked it.
Family · 3 days ago
Half the church was crying. The other half was crying laughing.
Dating · yesterday
I swiped right twice. She saw both.
FROM THE ARCHIVE
Six genres of glorious public mortification, curated from 41,000+ anonymous submissions.
Workplace
Family
Dating
School
READ · RATED · SYNDICATED
2023 Webby Honoree
Humor, Community category — for a publication that "treats mortification as a civic service."
The New York Times
Featured in "Tech We're Obsessed With," March 2021 — for making shame quietly addictive.
NPR · All Things Considered
A 9-minute segment on why anonymous confession still saves us, in 2023.
#1 on Google · 7 years
Top-ranked "Embarrassment Confessions" site, 2018–2024 per Similarweb category data.
Calm.com
"Shame to Serenity" crossover series (2022) — embarrassment, reframed as medicine.
BuzzFeed · The Guardian
Cited as the cultural-reference site for cringe storytelling since 2019.
Syndicated weekly to 38 partner newsletters including The Onion and McSweeney's Internet Tendency — reaching 4.2 million inboxes.
A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
Every one of us has a room inside our head we keep locked — the place where the worst thing we ever did on a Zoom call, at a wedding, in front of our mother-in-law, lives rent-free and reruns on demand. Most of us never speak of it. We carry it alone. We carry it for years.
This publication exists because that room is full of people. Forty-one thousand rooms, and counting. When you submit a story here, you are not broadcasting shame — you are handing it to a room that already has its own version of the same story, and that room will laugh warmly, vote honestly, and move on. That is a small, weird, modern miracle. It is also, modestly, the whole point. We are deeply grateful you walked in.
— Devon Albright, founder & editor-in-chief · Brooklyn, NY
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