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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:06 pm Post subject: Tent |
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whenever he has flatulence.........(>choke....gas.....< choke) he likes to trap it in the covers and then airs it in my direction, hence 'tent'.....so I gag  |
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I know a girl who had the same problem. Her husband would pass gas then bring the covers over her head. She got even with him though. One time when he was feeling her backside in bed she crapped in his hand. Now THAT is gross!!!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject: Re: Tent |
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| fortysomething wrote: | | whenever he has flatulence.........(>choke....gas.....< choke) he likes to trap it in the covers and then airs it in my direction, hence 'tent'.....so I gag |
My ex would fart then fan the blankets. He said he was doing me a justice so it would pass (no pun intended here) through faster. NOT it only made it worse 
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I was thinking of another way guys like to "Make a tent"
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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I was thinking of another way guys like to "Make a tent" |
AND Diane??????? Are you going to keep us guessing????? |
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| fortysomething wrote: | | ladydi wrote: |
I was thinking of another way guys like to "Make a tent" |
AND Diane??????? Are you going to keep us guessing????? |
Hard on................ sheet over the hard on sticking straight up.................Or Kaki pants.....getting the picture now?
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| ladydi wrote: | | fortysomething wrote: | | ladydi wrote: |
I was thinking of another way guys like to "Make a tent" |
AND Diane??????? Are you going to keep us guessing????? |
Hard on................ sheet over the hard on sticking straight up.................Or Kaki pants.....getting the picture now? |
well that would be the tiniest tent i would ever try to get into....  |
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| Quote: | | well that would be the tiniest tent i would ever try to get into.... Wink |
LMAOOOOOOOOO I am not touching that one with a 10 foot "tent pole"
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well that would be the tiniest tent i would ever try to get into.... |
But in our 'ole' forum I kept saying that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle the worm.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Ruth wrote: | | Quote: |
well that would be the tiniest tent i would ever try to get into.... |
But in our 'ole' forum I kept saying that it isn't how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle the worm.
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OMG RUTH WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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WIsh I could find the one with Mr. Bean ...where he gets the viagra in Mexico and someone added Mexican jumping beans to the formulary.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| ^oh yes, do find it Ruth |
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I wish i could find me a "Blue Mexican"
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Ruth wrote: | | WIsh I could find the one with Mr. Bean ...where he gets the viagra in Mexico and someone added Mexican jumping beans to the formulary. |
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Oh, he's not wiggling around.......I think I have to use a link |
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