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SavosInCity
Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1 Location: USA
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:43 am Post subject: Don't Yank The Tampon String |
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This happened about ten years ago. At the time I was dating a model, and she had just come from an all day photo shoot, and she was hungry, so went went to Taco Bell to get something to eat.
She was still in her outfit, and she was wearing those “dolphin” shorts that don’t leave much to the imagination. So while she was busy looking at the menu, I was standing behind her checking out what I had that everybody else wanted… and I noticed a white string hanging from her black shorts.
So me being the good guy that I am, I reached down and yanked on the string, and all of a sudden she screamed out loud and
doubled over in pain. Everybody in the place turned around and looked at me like I had hit her. It turned out that it was that time of the month, and the string was from her tampon! Talk about making an ass out of yourself in public! |
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Tanya_The_Fairy_Queen

Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 89
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:59 pm Post subject: Re: Don't Yank The Tampon String |
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Momma
Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 490
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:11 am Post subject: |
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| It takes a man.... |
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Quasarmatrix11

Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 365 Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:01 am Post subject: wow |
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| ummm.... thats sounds like it would hurt..... yikes.. |
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momto4
Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 622
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Not that I am saying B.S.
But I think you would have to pull real hard on the string for that to happen. Especially from behind. And if thats the case. Why would you pull so hard? |
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Quasarmatrix11

Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 365 Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:00 am Post subject: wow |
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| i think he did that because he probably just thought it was a string from her shorts... |
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ladydi Qualified Member

Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 2653 Location: MEM
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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No offense Q but you not a girl and I tend to agree with Mom. You don't just pull lightly, there made to stay in place. If it was that easy us Women would be losing them all the time...........(I know I am gross)
NOt that I have to worry about that anymore
LIFE IS SOMEWHAT GOOD |
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Ruth Qualified Member

Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 2605 Location: Somewhere south
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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| momto4 wrote: | Not that I am saying B.S.
But I think you would have to pull real hard on the string for that to happen. Especially from behind. And if thats the case. Why would you pull so hard? |
I like the part where she bends over in pain, etc. I've had things larger than tampons in and out of me and..............oops....family forum......
the only way that may have hurt was if it was a DRY one. Wet ones just slip out, and on a bad day, even when you sneeze.
Guy must have been real bright. He couldn't tell that that string wasn't an ordinary little clothing string???? Dang thing is more like a ROPE!!!  _________________ Always drink upstream from the herd. |
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ladydi Qualified Member

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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Ruth wrote: | | momto4 wrote: | Not that I am saying B.S.
But I think you would have to pull real hard on the string for that to happen. Especially from behind. And if thats the case. Why would you pull so hard? |
I like the part where she bends over in pain, etc. I've had things larger than tampons in and out of me and..............oops....family forum......
the only way that may have hurt was if it was a DRY one. Wet ones just slip out, and on a bad day, even when you sneeze.
Guy must have been real bright. He couldn't tell that that string wasn't an ordinary little clothing string???? Dang thing is more like a ROPE!!!  |
and I thought I was gross and yeah if it was that bad, that is could slip out that easy, time to change it anyways, two it would not of hurt to bend you over in pain. Oh I miss the BS calling on these stories. But you have to agree Ruth unless it is a bad bad day they don't come out that easy.... |
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Ruth Qualified Member

Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 2605 Location: Somewhere south
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Di, Here are a few I thought you would like, especially the brain fart one since you say that a lot. _________________ Always drink upstream from the herd. |
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Quasarmatrix11

Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 365 Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:04 am Post subject: wow |
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| i say i had a brain fart all the time lol.... no i meant that the guy probably thought i was a clothing string from the shorts.... i know what and how tampons are and look. i have a sister. |
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ladydi Qualified Member

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:11 am Post subject: |
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The way were taking this thread it may soon have to be moved to the "Gross" section. I know you have a sister but no offense you still dont know how there used. Least I hope not...............  |
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Quasarmatrix11

Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 365 Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:26 am Post subject: wow |
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| i know.... its creepy i know... i do know how they are... how there inserted and taken out.... how often to change them... i read alot... i read it from biology books. and i look up everything on the internet... |
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ladydi Qualified Member

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:55 am Post subject: Re: wow |
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| Quasarmatrix11 wrote: | | i know.... its creepy i know... i do know how they are... how there inserted and taken out.... how often to change them... i read alot... i read it from biology books. and i look up everything on the internet... |
You research tampon wear? LOLOLOL
I am sorry I could not resist.....you know I luvs ya |
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Quasarmatrix11

Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 365 Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:56 am Post subject: wow |
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| no lol.... its just that if i dont know something ill look it up in the dictionary or the internet. |
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